I was playing games on my pc and my cat kept jumping onto my desk.

I had to put him down.

Why did the Army Intelligence Officer smash the PC?

He heard there was intel inside.

My friend recently was recently thinking about going from from PC gaming to Console gaming. I told him it was time for the Switch

No pun Nintendo

I’ve been a PC gamer for over 20 years. Yesterday I bought a PS4, best decision ever!

Now my 8 year old son doesn’t have to touch my beloved PC!

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TIFU- I watched porn at full volume on the work PC. Masturbated thrice and spoke to 3 female colleagues while doing the deed.

Thank god I work from home.

Does anyone know the PC term for short people?

...or do yall also struggle with gnomenclature

If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name?

Rol.exe



Sorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex

Heard that Backstreet Boys is getting a video game for them on the PC.

Definitely not going to be released on Xbox and PlayStation though as it is inconsolable.

Do you know how PC gamers always can beat console players if they play against each other?

They press the Win-key.

For PC games, the harder you click the more damage you do.

I need to replace my mouse.

Time Stands Still for Enthusiast PC Owners...

They are so over clocks!

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This "PC" crap is getting ridiculous... A door greeter at my local Walmart got fired for wishing two little girls a Merry Christmas!

I mean, it was August and he wasn't wearing pants, but still...

Programmer: my dog ate my PC

Boss: ...

Programmer: it took him a couple bytes

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My wife found a lot of animal porn on my pc - but I think I got away with it!

I blamed the dog.

What do you call a PC that falls in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep

It's really ironic that Steve Jobs died of PC.

Pancreatic Cancer

My friend is pretty sick and tired of PC culture

I tried to console him but he didn't want his hand held

What does a homeless person do when using a PC for the first time?

He searches through the trash bin.

If I paint my PC black

will it run faster or stop working?

My mom entered my room and found me all stressed out facing my PC.

"Having trouble with your computer?" she asked.
"Yes, it seems not to find the new printer," I replied.

My mum looked round my room then replied, "I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is."

How to check whether you have a fast PC...

Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).

Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.

So you will know.

I hate the PC culture we live in these days.

Can't a guy just use a Playstation without getting called a "peasant"?

The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC...

It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!

Why do Macs run hotter than PCs?

Because they don't have Windows.

I got fired from PC World today.

A guy came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors.


“Probably a shovel” was not the right answer.

I don't like sidescrolling games on pc...

most of the time it's just d-pressing.

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My pc suddenly died while on a trip to japan

it appeared to have committed cpuku

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What's the difference between my PC and Paul Walker?

I actually give a shit when my PC crashes.

I heard Disney is making a princess that's more pc to viewers.

She's said to resemble Rapunzel. Except instead of letting down her hair, she lets down everyone in her life.

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When someone ask me if my PC is good I tell them that I actually have a NASA supercomputer...

Because everytime I try to do something, it seems like its loading the entire fucking universe

Why did the man who fell asleep in front of his PC got sick?

Because the Windows were open.

My PC Died today and my friend offered me to lend me his PS4 while i waited for replacements parts.

........But i was simply unconsolable

Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?

It was exclusive.

I tried teaching my mom how to build a PC

But all it did was make my motherboard

A duck walks into a PC repair store...(long)

Just an ordinary day in life, without any sense for anything being unusual about its presence there, the duck waddles up to the counter, looks at the clerk and asks:
(duck) do you have breead?
(clerk) uh... No. This is a PC repair shop. We don't sell bread.
Dejected, the duck waddles back...

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

How did Germany raise its GDP pc. during WW2?

Reduce the capita

Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ?

Because he's morbidly obese

Why did Jesus only play his favorite game on PC?

Because it wasn’t cross-platform

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I fucking hate how everyone is all behind this PC bullshit about different colours nowdays

Macs are normally the same colour and they sell just as well

How Do You Know Someone Is A PC Gamer?

You don't, they tell you.

So I came home today to find a homeless guy munching biscuits over my PC cabinet.

When I confronted him he said he'd clear the cookies later.

As a dog lover and PC player...

I obviously buy only To-Shiba hard drives.

This PC society is getting out of hand

You can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now you have to say "Jamal, could you paint that wall please?"

This new fad about Battle Royale PC games...

Give it 2 weeks.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Whats a low-end PC's New Years Resolution?

800x600

My addiction to computer gaming started when my family bought a PC in the 90's...

I guess that was my Gateway drug.

What do PC Master Race people identify as politically?

The Alt-Tab.

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People call me a Grammar Nazi. So un-PC!

I prefer Alt-Write.

My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday

luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him

I installed anti-virus on my PC

Now the damned thing has autism.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from a PC to a Mac?

Because he had a bad experience with Windows.

A middle aged couple on vacation

In the coldest months of winter a middle aged couple from the north of USA , had missed the summer so much they decided to go to Florida , and stay in the same hotel they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.

The husband had a longer holiday so he decide he would go a day earlier to surprise hi...

The people at my school are very PC and its so annoying

I can't go five minutes without someone asking me if I'd like to update windows

Why do so many conservatives own game consoles?

Because they hate PC culture.

What's the difference between consoles and PC's?

Doesn't matter you'll blame it on the lag anyway

No Longer PC

It's no longer Politically Correct to call someone a "tweaker".

You now call them "Methican American".

Why don't pc gamers get laid

Because they're micro-soft

Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture

Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.

What's a lawyers least favourite PC case.

An open case.

What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user

Mac users command, PC users control

A man buys a monitor lizard for his PC.

Back home, he tries to connect it to the computer via HDMI.

The lizard bites him, so he calls the shop.

Tech support: "Monitor Lizards are not compactible with HDMI. You need to connect the lizard via UCP (Universal Cloacal Port). Also they love computer mice. You should buy a 20-pac...

I only have a PC so I can't play all the new exclusives.

I am just inconsolable.

TIL that there's a new shortcut in the PC version of GTA V, which when you press it, will cause your character to kill minorities.

Alt-right.

How do you know a blonde has been on your PC

There is typex all over the screen

So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone

Who let the .docx out?

The PC term for Christmas

C:\hristmas

Sign on the door of a PC repair shop

Theory is when something doesn't work, but you know why.

Practice is when something works, but you don't know why.

Here we combine practice and theory - nothing works and we have no idea why.

gross and not PC, but funny...

A guy walks into a brothel, and the madam greets him at the counter. He explains that he would like to have a go, but he is a little short on cash. The madam points to a very plain looking woman sitting in the parlor, and says "Well, that's Brenda. She will cost you $20." The guy explains that he re...

People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays...

But everyone I know has a Mac

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

PC gamers don't take hot showers.

They take Steam-y ones.

I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games...

It's my low self on Steam.

Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade

Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby

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