For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we w...
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Three programmers in the bathroom
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to...
It's Timmy's last day of school...
Timmy brings an apple for Ms. Macintosh, a banana for Mr. Peel, a melon for Coach Honeydew, and so on.
As the years pass by, the only one he really stays in touch with is Mrs. Cox.
I got a text from my mother...
'Got a drop of syrup on my apple. It may be done for.'
I replied 'it's just some syrup - go wash it off with hot water. The apple should be fine.'
10 minutes later she texted back 'You don't know a damn thing about Macintosh, do you?'