TIFU by going to my PCP NSFW

So I go in like an every other time of physical I've had, get through the whole shpeal with the doc and he turns to me and says "You're due for your prostrate exam. Go ahead bend over the chair and drop your pants"

Nervous as I was getting my pants off I asked "Where should I put my pants?"...

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A man dies and goes to Hell.

Satan greets him.

Hey. How's it going?

Not good. I just found out I'm in hell.

I know we have a bad reputation but it's not that bad. It's actually quite fun down here. Did you ever drink when you were alive?

Of course.

Well, Mondays, you can drink as much as you ...

We had random drug testing at work today.

The pcp was my favourite.

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As the boy led me to the window he said “all it takes to fly is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust.”

As I leapt I quickly came to the conclusion that PCP is a bitch.

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

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