There are two main reasons I don’t let my girlfriend use my PlayStation.

1) I don’t have a PlayStation.

2) I don’t have a girlfriend.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

A wife walks in on her husband playing on his PlayStation.

"The house is still filthy! I thought I asked you to sweep the house!" she says.

"I did" replied the husband, "I found no hostiles"

Wanna hear a Joke about the Playstation 5?

I would but you probably wont get it.

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A Father and Son are playing each other on PlayStation

In an attempt to put his son off...

Father - I fucked your mother

Son - yeah? Well I’ve been deeper inside her that you’ve ever been

I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller.

I was shocked twice.

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My mates Battlefield Galactica CD won't eject from my 320 GB duel processor PlayStation 4... NSFW

Okay now that all the women have skipped this post does anyone know any good porn websites?

What do you get if you shred a PlayStation 5's retail packaging?

An ex-box.

So a guy buys a PlayStation and starts an EA game.

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Kids today are way too expensive. Now days they want iPads and PlayStations.

They used to just get in the van if you offered them candy.

Have you heard that PlayStation are releasing a console for cats?

It's called the PSpspspspspsps

Playstation has no limits...

But I was thinking... maybe they should?

Like, at least they could limit ps5 purchases to just 1 per person‽

I'd be OK with that...

My father, who as a child loved baseball, once told me about a time that his dad broke his favorite baseball bat in half because he came home late one night.

When I was younger, and I loved video games, my dad smashed my Playstation after he found a pack of cigarettes in my room. Now, as a father myself, I told myself I'd never do this to *my* son. My son loves BMX and wants to be in the X-Games. Last night I caught him using my credit card to gamble onl...

What's the last thing that r/pcmasterrace would do to XBox/PlayStation users?

Console them

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A man has been stuck on a desert island for 10 years

when he notices an unusual speck in the distance.

“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that it’s a small boat or even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, is a beautiful blonde woma...

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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years…

One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.

She says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?"

He replies "Ten years" and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.

She then asks, ...

i got the new Playstation 5 for Christmas.

i have a feeling that my neighbors will be looking for it.

My son lost his first milk tooth today..

I hope that would teach him never to touch my PlayStation again ..

God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations.

God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations. Jesus gets a text from Lucifer that he wants to join them online. Jesus asks God if that's okay. God knows that it won't work because Lucifer plays on X-box.

He tells Jesus that Lucifer isn't cross-compatible.

What's big, black and steals you credit card?

Sony Playstation 3

Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! someone call an ambulance!

Wii U Wii U Wii U

I hate the PC culture we live in these days.

Can't a guy just use a Playstation without getting called a "peasant"?

My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday

luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him

The worst joke on the planet.

I bought a playstation 4.

The Xbox 1 X broke it.

SO I called the ambulance

The sound it made was

***WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U***

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My smartarse neighbours 10-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.

I quickly roundhoused him and then finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds.
Little fucker didn't even get the chance to switch the fucking playstation on.

What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

He turns off the PlayStation 4.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.

On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.

Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.

After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.

After 30 minutes on...

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The Medicrin Story - taken from a Boy Scouting website

Long ago, before Gamecubes, before Playstations, even before Atari, there were nasty, vile monsters roaming the land. In those days, a few brave, strong men made their living by protecting common people from these beasts. This is a story about one such man named Erik and the adventure he had. 
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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit



cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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