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Playstation Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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A Father and Son are playing each other on PlayStation

In an attempt to put his son off...

Father - I fucked your mother

Son - yeah? Well I’ve been deeper inside her that you’ve ever been

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My mates Battlefield Galactica CD won't eject from my 320 GB duel processor PlayStation 4... NSFW

Okay now that all the women have skipped this post does anyone know any good porn websites?

So a guy buys a PlayStation and starts an EA game.

Pay just $9.99 to unlock the rest of this joke!

I was electrocuted by the Playstation controller.

I was shocked twice.

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A man has been stuck on a desert island for 10 years

when he notices an unusual speck in the distance.

“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that it’s a small boat or even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, is a beautiful blonde woma...

What do you get if you shred a PlayStation 5's retail packaging?

An ex-box.

What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup?

Turn off the Playstation.

PS4/Xbox joke

Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U

Playstation has no limits...

But I was thinking... maybe they should?

Like, at least they could limit ps5 purchases to just 1 per person‽

I'd be OK with that...

PlayStation has announced a new line of shoes for gamers.

Thier first pair will be called Demon Soles.

i got the new Playstation 5 for Christmas.

i have a feeling that my neighbors will be looking for it.

Have you heard that PlayStation are releasing a console for cats?

It's called the PSpspspspspsps

My son lost his first milk tooth today..

I hope that would teach him never to touch my PlayStation again ..

Why doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio have a PlayStation 2?

It's too old for him.

What's big, black and steals you credit card?

Sony Playstation 3

My father, who as a child loved baseball, once told me about a time that his dad broke his favorite baseball bat in half because he came home late one night.

When I was younger, and I loved video games, my dad smashed my Playstation after he found a pack of cigarettes in my room. Now, as a father myself, I told myself I'd never do this to *my* son. My son loves BMX and wants to be in the X-Games. Last night I caught him using my credit card to gamble onl...

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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years…

One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.

She says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?"

He replies "Ten years" and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.

She then asks, ...

I wanted to share this hilariously awful Polish joke with you, but...

I can't seem to find it on the PlayStation Store anymore.

My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday

luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him

Mikey loves tractors

It's coming up to little Mikey's 5th birthday and his dad asks him what he'd like as a present. "TRACTOR" says Mikey. Makes sense, thinks his dad, kids love tractors. So he buys him a little toy tractor and Mikey is over the moon, takes the little tractor with him everywhere.

Coming up to Mik...

I hate the PC culture we live in these days.

Can't a guy just use a Playstation without getting called a "peasant"?

Heard that Backstreet Boys is getting a video game for them on the PC.

Definitely not going to be released on Xbox and PlayStation though as it is inconsolable.

Daughter loses her first tooth

Wife : "Honey see this, our daughter lost her first tooth"

Husband : "yeah I know, she probably won't touch my PlayStation again"

What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

He turns off the PlayStation 4.

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A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.

On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.

Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.

After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.

After 30 minutes on...

The worst joke on the planet.

I bought a playstation 4.

The Xbox 1 X broke it.

SO I called the ambulance

The sound it made was

***WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U***

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit



cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why do poeple have to be so anti-PC?

Xbox and PlayStation kinda suck

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The Medicrin Story - taken from a Boy Scouting website

Long ago, before Gamecubes, before Playstations, even before Atari, there were nasty, vile monsters roaming the land. In those days, a few brave, strong men made their living by protecting common people from these beasts. This is a story about one such man named Erik and the adventure he had. 
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