Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation

New phone WHO diss

Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​...

I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade

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Number one handheld

A recent survey indicated that smartphone is the number 1 handheld device..

Penis has slipped to number 2..

A Free Ride

Mark and his wife Marcie went to the State Fair every year. Every year Mark would say, "Marcie, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Marice would say, "I know, Mark, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

This year Mark and Marcie went to the ...

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Eating pussy is like going on a roadtrip with your wife

You don't want to stop and ask for directions and you dont want to admit that a handheld device could do a better job than you

A blond cop pulls over a blond woman...

The cop asks for license and registration. The driver says she may not have her license, she doesn't know what it looks like. The cop says,"It's small, rectangular, and has a picture of your face on it."

The driver digs around for a minute and finally comes up with a handheld mirror. She hand...

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