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Handheld Jokes

My cat's favourite handheld console is the PSP

I only have to mention it a few times, and he comes running

What is a show about handheld timepieces worth?

A rewatch.



Well, until next time...

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This years most popular handheld device is...

the mobile phone, just beating last years favourite of the

Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​...

I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade

Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation

New phone WHO diss

A blond cop pulls over a blond woman...

The cop asks for license and registration. The driver says she may not have her license, she doesn't know what it looks like. The cop says,"It's small, rectangular, and has a picture of your face on it."

The driver digs around for a minute and finally comes up with a handheld mirror. She hand...

A Free Ride

Mark and his wife Marcie went to the State Fair every year. Every year Mark would say, "Marcie, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Marice would say, "I know, Mark, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

This year Mark and Marcie went to the ...
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