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How many reddit users does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1 to make a post about it,
4 to mention that its the wrong forum,
1 to post it to the right forum,
7 to suggest op should post it to the electronics forum,
2 to post it to the electronics forum,
1 mod to delete the second post,

3 to suggest an image post would have gathered mor...

How many r/jokes users does it take to change a light bulb?

1000, one changes the light bulb and the others will start upvoting it and copying it and having orgies

I have a question for only fans users

Why don’t you get air conditioning instead

Scientists have recently discovered that 3 out of 5 habitual marijuana users developed over productive saliva glands.

When asked if anything can be done, one leading scientist advised, "Yes, you can either spit, or get off the pot".

Did you hear about the two drug users who injected curry powder thinking it was heroin?

One got a dodgy Tikka and the others in a Korma.

I once had a relationship with a blind woman

It was very rewarding but also quite challenging.

It took me *ages* to get her husband's voice right.

Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?

Because they are quick to retweet

Netflix is cracking down on password sharing as it turns out one-third of users share logins

Recent news from the company shows they are not worried about the other two-thirds who are Redditors with no friends

Why do reddit users hate facebook?

Because you need to have friends to be on facebook.

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A gang of cutlery users have turned every silent K in the world into an audible K.

Those kniving bastards.

Tik Tok is mostly just millions of users imitating each other.

They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.

Recent polling of Redditors indicates users prefer Paul Bunyan and his animal companion to the current mascot.

Seems you prefer the blue moo in lieu of the Snoo.

Which Greek god are r/jokes users descendants of?

Poseidon. Because they Control C

How many Discord users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer dark mode.

What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users

[Edit] Nothing

What do you call friendly and intelligent Reddit users?

Bots.

The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.

He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.

What do Catholic priests have in common with reddit users?

They both *can confirm*.

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Pornhub premium users are like jesus

They pay for our sins.

Amish users of reddit, what is it like going about your day to day life without technology?

Hello?
Hello?
Anyone there?

Paralampics

Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40

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Well known fact.

95% of reddit users are sad lonely wankers....

The other 5% are liars.......

What do you call the connection between a family of Force users?

The Force Kin.

Dear Mac users

Isn't it dark with no windows

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Reddit is releasing its own brand of olive oil in honor of its users

It only comes in extra virgin

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PornHub now requires users to watch at LEAST 10 minutes of MILF dwarf content before accessing anything else.

That's just a bare mini-mum.

Most reddit users will be safe from Coronavirus.

Heath authorities say it spreads from human contact.

What do Reddit users say after bombing a jewellery store?

Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

How many StackOverflow users do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Why do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
You should instead use a flashlight.

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don’t pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: “1010011010”.......Ahem

Zuckerberg: “Senator, we run ads”

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Why do Apple users live in basements?

Because they don't like Windows!

9/10 Reddit Users are Morons

I'm glad I'm the 1%

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Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted?

To get fucked by a third party?

How did the app control all of its users?

Karma

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Pornhub Announces Free Premium Access for Italian Users

During a hard situation, Italians will finally be able to come together!

The US Military today confirmed that two marijuana users were killed when an aircraft crashed into a house shortly after takeoff.

Experts are saying it's the first recorded instance of killing two stoners with one bird.

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What do Welsh men and Apple users have in common?

Both are fucking sheep.

What do birthday parties and Reddit users have in common?

All anyone cares about is the cake.

To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:

We're rooting for you!

How many Reddit users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one to do it the first time, then countless others telling their own version of the task in a repost.

iPhone users, don’t bother sending the “Meteor” emoji to your Android friends...

...It won’t have the same impact.

If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users

Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?

Peloton has announced a recall of all their treadmills...

... leaving their users scrambling to find something else to talk about all day.

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If alcoholics get whiskey dick, what do heroin users get?

Poppycock.

The number of Firefox users in Bikini Bottom is dwindling...

In the future everything will be Chrome.

You can improve the average intelligence of reddit users right now.

Just delete your reddit account.

What is a technique used by both swordfighters and Reddit users?

Riposte

Mark Zuckerberg is really upset that Facebook is about to be fined $5 billion by the FTC for misusing users’ personal data.

Please respect his privacy at this challenging time.

To make a better Internet, I compiled a list of scams and manipulation techniques in order to raise awareness in the most gullible users.

Number 27 will make you cringe

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All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users

Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit.

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they’ll never walk alone.

Why can't drug users do track?

cuz they always be trippin'

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

"Does anyone have a charger I could use?"

So many reddit users make this ONE mistake:

They always fall for clickbait

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