My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...

Probably because it's a Dell

What do you call a singing desktop computer?

A Dell.

Which laptops do Taliban use?


Uninvited Guest

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how ...

A dell is different than a valley. A deep dell is a dingle. This would make a rabbit in a dell...

A dingle hopper

How do you desolder all the components in a Dell computer?

You turn it on, and wait 30 minutes.

Why did the Dell computer cross the road?

Because a Dell wanted to say hello from the other side.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

(please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)

What computerbrand does also make music?

A Dell

Last night I woke up, startled, to a female’s voice coming from my desktop. “Hello,” it said, “It’s me.”

Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell.

What is a restaurant for robots called?

Dell taco

My computer said hello when I turned it on.

I figured it must be a Dell

How do you greet a friendly laptop in the mountains?

Yo Dell

Which brand of computer will win the Grammy's?

A dell.

I threw my laptop into the sea last week...

It's a dell, rolling in the deep

New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

What kind of PC sings really well?

A Dell

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Computer idiots (Warning: Old)

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" k...

Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the ocean?

It was a Dell rolling in the deep.

Why don’t MacBooks sing?

Because you need A Dell.

My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups...

That's the last time I buy A Dell.

49 states don't know about computers.

The last state is Dell-aware.

Turned my computer on this morning it started singing someone like you

Don't worry it's a dell

So I found out that my computer is really good at singing

But that makes sense
After all, it is a dell

My computer sings „Hello“ everytime I walk through the room

It‘s a dell

Loose Church Women

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.”

The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”

“Yes, Father, ’tis I.”

“And who might be the woman you were with?”

“I shan’t be t...

Why was the Apple Store in Wilmington so afraid of competition?

They were Dell-Aware.

I got a new computer yesterday

All it does is sing.

I think it was a dell

I work IT and this ladies computer would not stop playing Rolling in the Deep

Asked her what brand her computer was and she said "a Dell"

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What's the difference between a weight and a computer that smells like anus?

One's a dumbbell...

The other's a bum Dell.

A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.

The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What do you call a fat computer?

A Dell.

Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P

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