For my cake day this year I want to share the love I have of Star Wars and dad jokes so here is one of my favorites: Where did Luke get this cybernetic hand from?

The second hand store.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

When cybernetics are invented I want to replace my penis with a revolver

I could finally say I have a magnum dong

Scientists have now made cybernetic limbs available to the public!

Unfortunately, they'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Jabba the Hutt hosts a piano playing competition.

So, several hundred musicians from across many galaxies gather in order to compete. Jabba is also competing, of course, and the song he picks to play is the Faerie's Aire. Now, he gets cybernetic implants just so he can play a complicated piece, but he believes that his piece alone played at a fairl...

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