Motherboard Jokes

He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”

Because Jesus has Ryzen.

Sorry everyone.

When they don’t even know their daddyboard

Because my fatherboard left to get milk.

- they didn't read each other's BIOS and found out out they weren't compatible so they just got drunk.

As the night progressed they tried to figure out a way to make it work. Finally the processor convinced the motherboard to come back to his place and see what would happen.

But then... read more

But all it did was make my motherboard

Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer.

When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote... read more

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer... read more

But it wouldn't post.

An IT guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, I've always wondered, how do you make a motherboard?" the bartender asks him. "Usually I just tell her about my job," the IT guy replies.

Because they listen to their motherboards.

No.

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