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I was in a new IT themed restaurant the other day...

When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote...

Why does my computer only have a motherboard?

Because my fatherboard left to get milk.

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...

An IT guy walks into a bar

An IT guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, I've always wondered, how do you make a motherboard?" the bartender asks him. "Usually I just tell her about my job," the IT guy replies.

Why did Jesus buy an AM4 motherboard?

Because Jesus has Ryzen.

Sorry everyone.

How dudes gonna talk about a motherboard

When they don’t even know their daddyboard

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What did the horny motherboard say to the memory extension?

"Ram it in."

A motherboard went on a date with a processor

- they didn't read each other's BIOS and found out out they weren't compatible so they just got drunk.

As the night progressed they tried to figure out a way to make it work. Finally the processor convinced the motherboard to come back to his place and see what would happen.

But then...

To your cake batter, slowly stir in the GPU and CPU and sprinkle crushed motherboard. Put in oven on bake.

Once done, serve and enjoy! PC cake.

I asked my mom why computers are so smart

Mom: because they listen to their motherboards!

While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard?

Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer.

Sharing for my 70 yr old mother. Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards.

I tried teaching my mom how to build a PC

But all it did was make my motherboard

I tried putting my motherboard on Instagram

But it wouldn't post.

Mother excited?

No.

Motherboard

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Psychology Definitions....

* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand.
* The superego is that part of the personality soluble in alcohol, or the superego is that small inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.
* A neurotic is a person who has di...

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...

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