How dudes gonna talk about a motherboard

When they don’t even know their daddyboard

Why does my computer only have a motherboard?

Because my fatherboard left to get milk.

My friend works in IT, and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”

He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”

To your cake batter, slowly stir in the GPU and CPU and sprinkle crushed motherboard. Put in oven on bake.

Once done, serve and enjoy! PC cake.

I asked my mom why computers are so smart

Mom: because they listen to their motherboards!

A motherboard went on a date with a processor

- they didn't read each other's BIOS and found out out they weren't compatible so they just got drunk.

As the night progressed they tried to figure out a way to make it work. Finally the processor convinced the motherboard to come back to his place and see what would happen.

But then...

I tried putting my motherboard on Instagram

But it wouldn't post.

Sharing for my 70 yr old mother. Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards.

While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard?

Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer.

Why do computers make such good parents?

They all have motherboards.

I tried teaching my mom how to build a PC

But all it did was make my motherboard

Mother excited?

No.

Motherboard

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what does a baby computer call its parents?

data & motherboard.

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