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Pathologists Jokes

How many pathologists does it take to diagnose a malignancy?

10....because one less would benign.

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Two pathologists are in a morgue...

...one says to the other,

"Hey, you know the blonde stiff in container C-06?"

"Yeah?" the other replies.

"Well, there's a prawn in between her legs."

"What?!"

"Yes, I swear!"

"Bullshit, show me."

The pathologist leads the other to the container, pulls...

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There were two pathologists performing an autopsy

The first one said "You shoulda seen the old granny we got in last night, she was nearly 80 and had a cunt like a pickle"

The other one then said "Wow, did it really look like a pickle?"

"No, but it sure tasted like one"

The people who say that pathologists are “cold and unfeeling,” have it backwards . . . .

It’s their patients who are unfeeling and cold.

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The nation's top medical experts were asked today if it was time to ease the COVID restrictions.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it.

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.

Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians thought the government was labouring under a misconcept...

Dead crows

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near Boston and there was concern that they died from Avian Flu. A bird pathologists examined and confirmed that the crows did not die from Avian flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

During gre...

Identity Crises!

A man goes to the doctor's consultation room to get the results of his wife's tests.

The lady on duty tells him: "I'm terribly sorry Mr. but there was a bit of a problem that crept in.

We sent your wife's tests along with another lady with the same surname, to the pathologists. Resul...

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