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Epidemiologist Jokes

Obesity is major COVID-19 risk factor, says French chief epidemiologist

I made the mistake of telling my wife

What's an epidemiologist's least favorite kind of tree?

Sycamore.

The Kansas Department of Transportation (KDOT) found over 450 dead crows on I-35 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.

A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).

The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird'...

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