Why do you not want to go on a roadtrip with fungi?
Because the take up too mushroom!
Don't know if this has been posted before, just thought of it and thought i could post it here.
What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?
He didn't have mush-room
A couple of fungi were cuddling one night
One says to the other - “it’s getting hot can you move over?”
The other replies - “I would but I don’t have mushroom!”
Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi?
Because there's not Mush-room!
What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn't a fungi, plant, or animal?
A Protist-er
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I'll Leave Now
Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
Because he's a fungi.
What do you call a Fungi who doesn't believe in God?
Athyeast
What do you call bacteria that likes to party?
A fungi
Mushroom walks into a bar...
The bartender says we don't serve food here. The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"
Corny dad joke I know, but its my favorite.
I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably.
I guess there is mushroom for improvement
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the fungi leave the party?
Because there wasn't mushroom
I don’t tell jokes about fungi for a reason...
Too *mushroom* for error.
A mushroom walks into a bar...
He walks up to the barman and says
"Can I have a beer?"
The barman peers down at the little mushroom and says
"I can't serve you - your a mushroom!"
The mushroom with consternation replies
"Oh come on! I'm a fun guy!" (Fungi)
What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk?
A fungi to go out with
My friend always brags about being able to turn cake into alcohol
He must be a fungi at parties...
So, I'm a mushroom and I decided to ask a plant out.
She says she doesn't date fungi.
I guess I should be more hedgy.
I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead
He seems like a fungi
Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?
Because everyone told him he was a fungi
My favorite toadstool left the party because there wasn't mushroom.
It's a pity, because he was a really fungi.
I don't know who came up with this but I heard it from Scishow ages ago.
What did one fungi say to anotber while packed tight in a box..
Cor there ain't mushroom in here...
My friends tell me that I’m pretty fun to be around when I’m on shrooms
I guess I’m a pretty fungi
I used to not like mushrooms...
But now there growing on me.
I’m sorry, there’s really not mushroom for good jokes here anymore
Wow I’m a fungi
I love Toad from Super Mario
you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
He's a real fungi.
Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom?
The mushroom because he's a fungi.
My father says he works with a guy who has a mushroom growing out of his head
I've never met him but he sounds like a fungi
Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?
One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!
A giant mushroom attempts to enter a bar...
and is stopped by the bouncer. The bouncer says we'll have none of your sort in here tonight. The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.
He seems like a fungi.
A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...
He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”
A tomato agreed to a date with a mushroom after much persuasion.
Halfway through, the mushroom was pretty miserable and she finally said “I didn’t know we were so different and you were so boring else I would have never asked you out.”
To which the tomato replied, “Well, I never said I was a fungi.”
A guy I hate started doing shrooms
Since then he's become a fungi
When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party.
What a fungi to be around.
My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms
It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!
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