I didn't like the fungi at first,

But then it grew on me.

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi...

they have the best morels.

Why do you not want to go on a roadtrip with fungi?

Because the take up too mushroom!

Don't know if this has been posted before, just thought of it and thought i could post it here.

What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn't a fungi, plant, or animal?

A Protist-er


I'll Leave Now

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?

Because he's a fungi.

What do you call a Fungi who doesn't believe in God?


What do you call bacteria that likes to party?

A fungi

How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible

I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably.

I guess there is mushroom for improvement

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the fungi leave the party?

Because there wasn't mushroom

Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi?

Because there's not Mush-room!

I don’t tell jokes about fungi for a reason...

Too *mushroom* for error.

A couple of fungi were cuddling one night

One says to the other - “it’s getting hot can you move over?”

The other replies - “I would but I don’t have mushroom!”

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk?

A fungi to go out with

I used to not like mushrooms...

But now there growing on me.

I’m sorry, there’s really not mushroom for good jokes here anymore

Wow I’m a fungi

So, I'm a mushroom and I decided to ask a plant out.

She says she doesn't date fungi.

I guess I should be more hedgy.

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

One of my friend, an introvert is amazingly cool person. You give him time and will start to grow on you....

He really is a fungi.

Have you met my buddy Mushroom?

He's a fungi.

My friends tell me that I’m pretty fun to be around when I’m on shrooms

I guess I’m a pretty fungi

What did one fungi say to anotber while packed tight in a box..

Cor there ain't mushroom in here...

mushroom walks into a bar

Bartender: we don't serve your kind here

Mushroom: come on i'm a fungi

Why do people always invite mushrooms to partys?

They're such fungis

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom?

The mushroom because he's a fungi.

My father says he works with a guy who has a mushroom growing out of his head

I've never met him but he sounds like a fungi

Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

A giant mushroom attempts to enter a bar...

and is stopped by the bouncer. The bouncer says we'll have none of your sort in here tonight. The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

A tomato agreed to a date with a mushroom after much persuasion.

Halfway through, the mushroom was pretty miserable and she finally said “I didn’t know we were so different and you were so boring else I would have never asked you out.”

To which the tomato replied, “Well, I never said I was a fungi.”

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.

He seems like a fungi.

A guy I hate started doing shrooms

Since then he's become a fungi

When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party.

What a fungi to be around.

Mushroom Joke from my 11 year old

Why was the mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he was such a fungi!!!!

My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms

It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!

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