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Fungi Jokes

Why do you not want to go on a roadtrip with fungi?

Because the take up too mushroom!



Don't know if this has been posted before, just thought of it and thought i could post it here.

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?

Because he's a fungi.

What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn't a fungi, plant, or animal?

A Protist-er

...

I'll Leave Now

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi...

they have the best morels.

A couple of fungi were cuddling one night

One says to the other - “it’s getting hot can you move over?”

The other replies - “I would but I don’t have mushroom!”

I used to hate foot fungi

But then it really grew on me.

What do you call a Fungi who doesn't believe in God?

Athyeast

What do you call bacteria that likes to party?

A fungi

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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

What did one fungi say to another fungi when they got married?

“I want to grow mold with you.”

I would make a fungi fun-guy joke...

...but those are overused. Too bad there isn't mushroom for other fungus jokes.

I don’t tell jokes about fungi for a reason...

Too *mushroom* for error.

What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?

He didn't have mush-room

Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi?

Because there's not Mush-room!

Where do fungi go shopping?

At the grocery spore.

I once met a man who claimed to be a mushroom

He's was a bit simple but a really fungi

So, I'm a mushroom and I decided to ask a plant out.

She says she doesn't date fungi.


I guess I should be more hedgy.

Mushroom walks into a bar...

The bartender says we don't serve food here.
The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"

Corny dad joke I know, but its my favorite.

I'm not good with science jokes

I would make a science joke but.. Ion know..

I could try physics, but I don't wanna force it

Maybe chemistry? ...Na

Or biology, but those jokes don't cell well, and I don't like denature

I'd ask my teacher for help with jokes but he's not a very fungi

What did the mushroom’s wife say at his funeral?

What a shame, he was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the fungi leave the party?

Because there wasn't mushroom

While practicing writing with my kids, we wanted to write the word FUNGUS, but ended up writing FUNGI instead...

There wasn't Mushroom on the page.

I made a bad NFT pun.

Why can't you buy mushrooms with NFTs?
???
Because it's a Non **fungi**ble token .

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk?

A fungi to go out with

Why does Portobello keep telling good jokes?

He's a fungi

What did the mushroom say to the bouncer

Let me in cause I'm a fungi

I was really bummed out about being prescribed antibiotics...

Until I realized this is closest I’ll ever get to being a fungi

A mushroom walks into a bar...

A mushroom walks into the bar, and orders a couple drinks. He gets a little tipsy, but he orders another. He gets properly drunk, so when he tries to order another, the bartender says "Sorry sir, we need to cut you off, you can't have any more." The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

I tried to befriend a mushroom today.

I heard that he’s a fungi.

Life is decay

so be a fungi

You can call me a mushroom...

Because I am such a fun guy (fungi)

My friend always brags about being able to turn cake into alcohol

He must be a fungi at parties...

A mushroom walks into a bar...

He walks up to the barman and says

"Can I have a beer?"

The barman peers down at the little mushroom and says

"I can't serve you - your a mushroom!"

The mushroom with consternation replies

"Oh come on! I'm a fun guy!" (Fungi)

Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom?

The mushroom because he's a fungi.

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.

He seems like a fungi.

I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead

He seems like a fungi

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

A mushroom goes into the hall of bad jokes and says “I’d like to submit a joke of my people”

The receptionist looks at him and says “listen buddy we have so many bad jokes here that I’m not sure we can squeeze yours in. It has to be exceptionally bad, let me hear it.”

Mushroom: “so a shroom goes on a date with this girl and she says ‘tell me about yourself’ and he says ‘well I’m a fu...

Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

Mr Mushroom just couldn’t figure out why he wasn’t popular at the party?

He thought he was a fungi.

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”

A giant mushroom attempts to enter a bar...

and is stopped by the bouncer. The bouncer says we'll have none of your sort in here tonight. The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

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