How much room does fungi need to grow ?

As mushroom as possible

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi...

they have the best morels.

Why do you not want to go on a roadtrip with fungi?

Because the take up too mushroom!

Don't know if this has been posted before, just thought of it and thought i could post it here.

What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?

He didn't have mush-room

A couple of fungi were cuddling one night

One says to the other - “it’s getting hot can you move over?”

The other replies - “I would but I don’t have mushroom!”

Why shouldn't you live in a house with Fungi?

Because there's not Mush-room!

What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn't a fungi, plant, or animal?

A Protist-er


I'll Leave Now

Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?

Because he's a fungi.

What do you call a Fungi who doesn't believe in God?


What do you call bacteria that likes to party?

A fungi

Mushroom walks into a bar...

The bartender says we don't serve food here.
The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"

Corny dad joke I know, but its my favorite.

I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably.

I guess there is mushroom for improvement

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the fungi leave the party?

Because there wasn't mushroom

I don’t tell jokes about fungi for a reason...

Too *mushroom* for error.

A mushroom walks into a bar...

He walks up to the barman and says

"Can I have a beer?"

The barman peers down at the little mushroom and says

"I can't serve you - your a mushroom!"

The mushroom with consternation replies

"Oh come on! I'm a fun guy!" (Fungi)

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk?

A fungi to go out with

My friend always brags about being able to turn cake into alcohol

He must be a fungi at parties...

So, I'm a mushroom and I decided to ask a plant out.

She says she doesn't date fungi.

I guess I should be more hedgy.

I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead

He seems like a fungi

Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?

Because everyone told him he was a fungi

My favorite toadstool left the party because there wasn't mushroom.

It's a pity, because he was a really fungi.

I don't know who came up with this but I heard it from Scishow ages ago.

What did one fungi say to anotber while packed tight in a box..

Cor there ain't mushroom in here...

My friends tell me that I’m pretty fun to be around when I’m on shrooms

I guess I’m a pretty fungi

I used to not like mushrooms...

But now there growing on me.

I’m sorry, there’s really not mushroom for good jokes here anymore

Wow I’m a fungi

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom?

The mushroom because he's a fungi.

My father says he works with a guy who has a mushroom growing out of his head

I've never met him but he sounds like a fungi

Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

A giant mushroom attempts to enter a bar...

and is stopped by the bouncer. The bouncer says we'll have none of your sort in here tonight. The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.

He seems like a fungi.

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”

A tomato agreed to a date with a mushroom after much persuasion.

Halfway through, the mushroom was pretty miserable and she finally said “I didn’t know we were so different and you were so boring else I would have never asked you out.”

To which the tomato replied, “Well, I never said I was a fungi.”

A guy I hate started doing shrooms

Since then he's become a fungi

When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party.

What a fungi to be around.

My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms

It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!

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