What does a geneticist do to ice cream?

Helix it!

What do geneticists call going down on two women?

The double he-licks

A geneticist makes a breakthrough, enabling him to create a cross-breed of any two living organisms

He sets up his own lab and hires an intern to help him out. After explaining to the intern what the technology is capable of the intern is amazed and asks: "So you can really create a cross between ANY two living beings?"

The geneticist replies, "Yes, but I advise you to exercise cautio...

What's a funny geneticist's favorite shape?

A pun-nett square

KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA

Apparently they want something CRISPR.

Where does the geneticist keep his GMO vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer!

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.

Nobody likes dictators

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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