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How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or kinky?

Ask them what the opposite of “dominant” is.

What does a geneticist do to ice cream?

Helix it!

Where do geneticists keep their vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer.

What do geneticists call going down on two women?

The double he-licks

KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA

Apparently they want something CRISPR.

What's a funny geneticist's favorite shape?

A pun-nett square

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.

Nobody likes dictators

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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