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Geneticist Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or kinky?

Ask them what the opposite of “dominant” is.

My uncle is a plant geneticist...

He’s working on making vegetables crispr.

What does a geneticist do to ice cream?

Helix it!

A geneticist makes a breakthrough, enabling him to create a cross-breed of any two living organisms

He sets up his own lab and hires an intern to help him out. After explaining to the intern what the technology is capable of the intern is amazed and asks: "So you can really create a cross between ANY two living beings?"


The geneticist replies, "Yes, but I advise you to exercise cautio...

KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA

Apparently they want something CRISPR.

What do geneticists call going down on two women?

The double he-licks

What's a funny geneticist's favorite shape?

A pun-nett square

Geneticist have determined diarrhea is genetic.

It runs in your "jeans".

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.

Nobody likes dictators

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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