A geneticist makes a breakthrough, enabling him to create a cross-breed of any two living organisms
He sets up his own lab and hires an intern to help him out. After explaining to the intern what the technology is capable of the intern is amazed and asks: "So you can really create a cross between ANY two living beings?"
The geneticist replies, "Yes, but I advise you to exercise cautio...
What's a funny geneticist's favorite shape?
A pun-nett square
KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA
Apparently they want something CRISPR.
Where does the geneticist keep his GMO vegetables?
In the CRISPR drawer!
A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.
Nobody likes dictators
How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?
It's independent of population size.