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What's the difference between a biologist and a microbiologist?

Oh, about six orders of magnitude.

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What's a microbiologists favorite animal, and why?

An ant, they love there little antybodies.

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Why are microbiologists always so happy?

Because they look at the little things in life

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I had an appointment with a microbiologist today

But I couldn't find him

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Why did the microbiologist cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

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Why should people date microbiologists?

They're well cultured.

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Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD?

...to a cell-laboratory gathering

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Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants?

He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.

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Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world?

He was a man of many cultures

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I was counting the money in my wallet and I remembered my microbiologist friend saying that money is the dirtiest thing you can touch all day. Turns out I have $144 in cash,

But I guess that’s just gross....

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Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled to dozens of countries and learned to speak several languages?

He was a man of many cultures.

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