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Microbiologist Jokes

What's the difference between a biologist and a microbiologist?

Oh, about six orders of magnitude.

What's a microbiologists favorite animal, and why?

An ant, they love there little antybodies.

Why are microbiologists always so happy?

Because they look at the little things in life

I had an appointment with a microbiologist today

But I couldn't find him

Why did the microbiologist cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

Why should people date microbiologists?

They're well cultured.

Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD?

...to a cell-laboratory gathering

Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants?

He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.

Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world?

He was a man of many cultures

I was counting the money in my wallet and I remembered my microbiologist friend saying that money is the dirtiest thing you can touch all day. Turns out I have $144 in cash,

But I guess that’s just gross....

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled to dozens of countries and learned to speak several languages?

He was a man of many cultures.

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