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Entomologist Jokes

An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.

"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".

"I'll have a Campari," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"

The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for...

An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper.

An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. "We haven't seen you in a while. How is your research going?" the bartender asks. "Great. I've actually had quite a breakthrough. I've discovered that praying mantises don't all follow the same religion," the entolomolgist says. "They're in ...

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows the difference.

It really bugs me when people mix up entomologists and etymologists...

I met an entomologist the other day and he had no idea where the word came from. I mean, really?

An Etymologist and an Entomologist enter a spelling bee..

..into a spelling bee

"I'm an entomologist; I study words."

"You mean an etymologist?" "...I'm not very good at it..."

I swapped the ‘S’ and ‘C’ keys on my entomologist friends keyboard

*heh* try looking up “insect facts” now!

Why did the lonely entomologist go to italy?

To find rome ants

I fancy myself an entomologist. I have a way with words...

...when it comes to bugs.

Why are entomologists so book-smart?

Because they're aphid readers.

Did you hear about the discerning entomologist with a degree in accounting?

He was into fine-ants.

An entomologist..

Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...

Why are dyslexic entomologists disgusting?

Because they collect incest photos.

Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.

The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants.

A fancy country club has a severe bee problem on the golf course.

The board of trustees decide to eradicate the bees they need to hire an expert. The bee entomologist is very expensive and the board decides they need to assess each member an additional $100 to their monthly dues for bee eradication.

Weeks after the treatment and it appears the course is b...

Who do you call when your pet cricket has a stomach infection?

A gastro-entomologist!

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We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community...

We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community, and that traditionally most of the glamour goes to the entomologists who study the butterflies, because they're so pretty and colorful, rather than the brown and grey moths. So for 364 days a year, the butterflyers get all the glory. ...

Entomology (revisited)

Why did the world famous entomologist fire their entire entourage ?

They were sick of ants (sycophants)

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