What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows the difference.

"I'm an entomologist; I study words."

"You mean an etymologist?" "...I'm not very good at it..."

An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.

"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".

"I'll have a Campari," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"

The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for...

Did you hear about the discerning entomologist with a degree in accounting?

He was into fine-ants.

I got a new job as an entomologist, my main work is to tabulate fleas and other parasites

It's just a case of putting all the right ticks in all the right boxes

Why are dyslexic entomologists disgusting?

Because they collect incest photos.

An entomologist..

Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...

Two Middle-earth entomologists are looking at a small insect...

"It looks like a tick", says the first. "No, it has wings, I am certain it is a beetle", says the other.

After some arguing, they call in an expert.

Gandalf takes one look and says,

"Fly, you fools!"

As an entomologist, people are always asking me about the history of words...

It really bugs me.

Why was the dyslexic entomologist sent to jail?

Incest

Why did the lonely entomologist go to italy?

To find rome ants

Why are entomologists so book-smart?

Because they're aphid readers.

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I think there is something between me and my entomologist friend,

She keeps giving me butterflies

A fancy country club has a severe bee problem on the golf course.

The board of trustees decide to eradicate the bees they need to hire an expert. The bee entomologist is very expensive and the board decides they need to assess each member an additional $100 to their monthly dues for bee eradication.

Weeks after the treatment and it appears the course is b...

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