Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.

The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants.

An Etymologist and an Entomologist enter a spelling bee..

..into a spelling bee

I swapped the ‘S’ and ‘C’ keys on my entomologist friends keyboard

*heh* try looking up “insect facts” now!

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows the difference.

"I'm an entomologist; I study words."

"You mean an etymologist?" "...I'm not very good at it..."

An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.

"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".

"I'll have a Campari," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"

The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for...

Did you hear about the discerning entomologist with a degree in accounting?

He was into fine-ants.

I got a new job as an entomologist, my main work is to tabulate fleas and other parasites

It's just a case of putting all the right ticks in all the right boxes

An entomologist..

Recently, a world renowned entomologist was invited by the Queen of England to a gala in honor of the top minds in science. As this was an extremely formal event, the dress code was (obviously) "white tie." The entomologist was flattered beyond belief, and, in attempt to look his absolute best, he w...

As an entomologist, people are always asking me about the history of words...

It really bugs me.

Why are dyslexic entomologists disgusting?

Because they collect incest photos.

I’m a little proud of this

A guy walks into a zoo with a very attractive bee. He hears from the other room “you’re fired!” An entomologist walks out of that room and says “pretty fly” to the guy and leaves.

Why was the dyslexic entomologist sent to jail?

Incest

Two Middle-earth entomologists are looking at a small insect...

"It looks like a tick", says the first. "No, it has wings, I am certain it is a beetle", says the other.

After some arguing, they call in an expert.

Gandalf takes one look and says,

"Fly, you fools!"

Why did the lonely entomologist go to italy?

To find rome ants

Why are entomologists so book-smart?

Because they're aphid readers.

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I think there is something between me and my entomologist friend,

She keeps giving me butterflies

Entomology (revisited)

Why did the world famous entomologist fire their entire entourage ?

They were sick of ants (sycophants)

A fancy country club has a severe bee problem on the golf course.

The board of trustees decide to eradicate the bees they need to hire an expert. The bee entomologist is very expensive and the board decides they need to assess each member an additional $100 to their monthly dues for bee eradication.

Weeks after the treatment and it appears the course is b...

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