This is very funny, but it’s more of a visual joke than one for here. But it always gets a laugh when you perform it right.
A police detective is called to the scene of a fatal car crash. Inside are two people- a man and a woman... and curiously enough, a little monkey who survived unscathed. The detective is trying to piece together what happened and muses out loud to the monkey- “Boy, I sure wish you could tell me what...
I tried to set up autopay for my hospital bill but I must have missed by one letter.
Instead I had my vital organs removed, toxicology tests, and a pathologist report on how I died.