Bill is infatuated with his own farts. Mary is not, but she tolerates it.
Every morning, as Bill climbs out of bed, he rips an obnoxious fart as he heads to the bathroom.
And every morning Mary tells Bill, “one of these days you’r...
Rick Astley will let you borrow any Pixar movie he owns.
But he will never give you Up.
Blonde Sells Car
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That ...
A bus filled with politicians is speeding down a country road when it swerves into a field and hits a tree.
The farmer who owns the field and tree comes out to investigate. Then he digs a hole and buries the politicians. A few days later the sheriff drives by and sees the bus. He goes and gets the farmer and asks him where the politicians are. He says he buried them. The sheriff asks if they were all dead...