A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction.
As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by it’s possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”
The woman, astounded, t...
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A blonde woman receives an eviction notice after falling behind on rent.
She goes to her landlord's office to talk to him. "Look, I've lost my job and have no money to pay the rent," she says. "But, please don't kick me out. I have nowhere else to go. I'll do anything if you let me stay."
"Anything?" asks the landlord.
"Yes, absolutely anything."
So, the other day my landlord asked me out on a date.
I mean, they called it "an eviction" but I knew what they meant.
What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice
There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail
How should the American taxpayer recoup Trump's expensive presidency.
Make his eviction pay-per-view.
Mr. Smith, a very wealthy man...
Mr. Smith, a very wealthy man, is in town on business and towards the end of his trip he decides to take a walk on the docks and take in the ocean view.
As he's walking he comes up on a young boy, maybe 12 years old, crying on the edge of the dock.
Mr. Smith hesitates but decides to a...
What did the struggling, single mother get for Christmas?
An eviction notice.
A guy walks into a bar...
... with his dog a step behind him. The bartender immediately looked up and said
"Hey, city ordinance, no animals allowed where food or drink is served!"
The guy looks apologetic, but says "I'm sorry, but this is no ordinary dog. This is my magic talking dog! Look, if I can convince ...