So I thought to myself: "That's raising the bar a bit too high."
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A priest and a rabbi are spending a day off together at a lake..
Since they're alone, they decide to swim naked as god intended..
Just as they leave the water, two busses pull up, parking right in front of them. Members of the priest's parish pour out of the first bus, members of the rabbi's parish pour out of the other.
In shock, with nowhere to h...
I was filling my water bottle from the freezer door, and an ice cube fell out and slid out of reach
I was about to get angry but then I realized, no, now it’s just water under the fridge
Whenever people give me free cigarettes I always lock them away in a far cupboard, out of reach.
That usually stops them pestering me.
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship (Long)
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring ...
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