I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week.
Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
Only 50,000 BC kids will get this
Ugga: Ung bung uhh mang Bunga tankun ung
Bunga: Nanga uhh ung tangung uhh...unganun
Ugga: Inga Bunga langa ung ugg Ugga?
Bunga: Ung bunga uhh tangung angu OOK OOOOOK
A new shop was built in a little town. The second day, at the shop a lot of people were waiting in line for it to open. A man dressed in a suit wanted to get to the front door so he decides to walk by the people. The first who saw him walking by, grabbed him and cursed him a lot, but he let ...
A Nice Catch
The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy- ooking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing. 'Fishing,' the old man said simply. 'Poor old fool,' the gentl...
Monkey Jokes are alway funny
Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then...