Ook Jokes - 6 Hilarious Ook Jokes

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "they're right behind you!"

Only 50,000 BC kids will get this

Ugga: Ung bung uhh mang Bunga tankun ung

Bunga: Nanga uhh ung tangung uhh...unganun

Ugga: Inga Bunga langa ung ugg Ugga?

Bunga: Ung bunga uhh tangung angu OOK OOOOOK

Monkey Jokes are alway funny

Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then...

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A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said: "fuck off, you won't bring it back"

The shop

A new shop was built in a little town.
The second day, at the shop a lot of people were waiting in line for it to open.
A man dressed in a suit wanted to get to the front door so he decides to walk by the people. The first who saw him walking by, grabbed him and cursed him a lot, but he let ...

A Nice Catch

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy- ooking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing. 'Fishing,' the old man said simply.
'Poor old fool,' the gentl...

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