I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch...

It Was Very Time Consuming!

What did the Tortoise say when she was dating the Sloth?

Let’s taake it sloooooow.

That poor sloth

A sloth got robbed by three turtles.

When the cops showed up to help him they asked, “what did the turtles look like?”

The sloth said, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!”

You got gonorrhea from a sloth...?

*slow clap*

I watched a gif of a sloth for 5 minutes yesterday

Until I realized it was just an image

What did the sloth say when he was mugged by a bunch of snails ?

"it all happened so fast!"

A sloth is going about his day when he gets attacked by a gang of snails

A sloth is going about his day when he gets attacked by a gang of snails.

The snails take his wallet and leave. The sloth regains his composure and goes straight to the police station.

The police officer says, "can you describe the gang for us?"

The sloth says, "I don't know. ...

Why didn't the sloth go extinct?

They didn't plan on going anywhere.

Ever heard the one about the sloth crossing the road?

Ah never mind, it'd take too long.

What does a sloth do when the forest is on fire?

Burn as well.



(Translated from Czech)

How did the sloth become President of the tree?

He slept his way to the top.

not many people know the friends characters represent all seven deadly sins

**Phoebe:**

**Joey:**

**Chandler:**

**Monica:**

**The monkey:**

**Rachel:**

**Ross:** pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.

Why is the sloth trying to cross the road?

Becau- *SPLAT*

A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day.

A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. Herman is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.

"What happened to you? the officer asks.
"A gang ...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting sloth.

The interrupting sloth who?





















Ahhhhhh!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk.

After a long time and a lot of drinks the bartender asks the sloth why he is there.






The sloth replies, "I'm depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she's already halfway through the kitchen."

Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open?

Because when it comes to energy they're conservative.

I was walking home today and I saw this naked koala.

And I thought to myself, "now, I know all koalas are technically naked (except, like, certain cartoon koalas or koalas that work birthday parties) but this koala just has this air about him that said 'I used to have clothes, but now I don't.'" And I felt pretty bad for the little guy, maybe somethin...

They say I have a body built for Sin

That sin being Sloth.

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It's a busy day in Heaven....

So God figures he will let in the 3 next most pathetic deaths, and close up for the day. God asks the first guy "how did you die"?

Guy 1: Well, a co-worker told me my wife was cheating on me, so I left work early to catch her in the act. I got home to my 10th floor condo, burst through the do...

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