Lemur Jokes - 10 Hilarious Lemur Jokes

What’s the difference between elon musk and a lemur?

Elon Musk made an electric car

Lemurs Madagascar

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Sailor, name a species of lemur

Aye-aye, captain!

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Never trust lemurs.

They're always full of tall tails.

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What is a lemur's favorite type of make-up?

Madagascara

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A Pirate captain and his first mate make landfall on the island of Madagascar

On land they see a variety of creatures but most interesting a lemur around a wreck on the beach.

Upon closer examination by the captain to his astonishment, the lemur is spying on the pirates with a telescope

The captain says to his first mate “Do you see what that lemur is looking a...

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Who's the best rapper in the jungle?

Kendrick Lemur

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A Zoologist was arrested for living with Lemurs.

She was part of a conspiracy.

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Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds?

They were a conspiracy.

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My kinesiology professor likes to tell jokes in class that he hears from other professors, friends or family. This was today's gem. Warning, there's a lot of lead-up, but that's just how my teacher seems to tell jokes.

So there was a football game in the jungle between all of the big animals and all of the small animals, to see who was the best and would get the best spots at the watering hole. In the first half of the game, the small animals were getting obliterated--they couldn't gain a single yard on the big an...

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Binghamton University's Athletic Director compared the mens basketball team to a zoo. The Binghamton Zoo responded with the following letter:

I am tired of hearing that blight on Binghamton University, the men's basketball team, being referred to as a "zoo." The Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park has just received re-accreditation by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums, the industry's governing authority. We achieved this status by being in th...

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