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Capuchin Jokes

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An organ grinder and his capuchin monkey are hired to perform at a local pub

The organ grinder is happily taking requests from the patrons, but his monkey is in rare form on this particular evening. The monkey is dancing around on tables, stealing food, lifting cigarettes, and getting into various other shenanigans. At one point, the monkey hops up on the bar and starts pick...

What is a monkey’s favourite drink?

A Capuchin-o

What is a monkey’s favorite type of coffee?

Capuchin-o!

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A beta lion is thrown away from the pack by the alpha male...

So the beta lion walks for days and all he can think of is sex, since, you know, the alpha kept all the females.

He runs into a bunny. Now, this bunny in particular was by himself because all of his pack had been devoured by hyenas and only he escaped. He had been also wandering around of day...

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