Groundhog Jokes - 25 Hilarious Groundhog Jokes

Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day? (The actual day, not the film)

If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine.

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Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question

How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

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Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago....

It feels like yesterday.

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I now know why Groundhog Day is important.

It's literally an emerge and see.

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Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes?

Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over

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I was thinking of making a Groundhog Day style movie with Keanu Reeves as a teenager

Working title is john constant teen

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It's Groundhog Day!

Celebrate by reposting your favorite joke!

Just like every other day!

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I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

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Groundhog Day is a classic.

It sure has great replay value.

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February 2nd and the groundhog arises from its hole to see a shadow…

the shadow of my front left tire…six more weeks of winter but not for him…

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

...six more weeks of bad hockey!

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Living beside a groundhog means you get one prediction every morning.

Yesterday I learned that my tomatoes will be ripe in 6 weeks.

Today I learned that my dementia is onset and early.

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I just watched groundhog day for the first time but I don't know how I feel about it.

The story felt very repetitive

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Groundhogs

Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen.

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what animal takes up the most land?

a groundhog.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

Ground Hog! Happy Groundhog's Day!

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The bartender says: "Not you again"

Weatherman Phil Connors walks into the bar.

Happy Groundhog Day everyone!

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Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...

But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.

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Confused husband

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long s...

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Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring

Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So this golfer goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

The priest says, "Tell me your transgressions, my son."

"Well," the guy says, "I was on the 5th hole last week and I hate to say it but I cursed."

"What happened, my son?" the priest asks.

"So I teed it up and I hit the ball about 40 yards past the hole..."

"And you swore...

What do you call a male pig with no legs and delusions of being a weather forecaster?

Groundhog

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Today needs to be Lobster or steak day...

Because this groundhog tastes like crap!

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