I often confuse weasels, polecats, stoats and ferrets

It turns out that they're just not very good at riddles.

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The Ferret...

Man walks into a bar with a small wooden box, places it on the bar and orders a drink.

The barman asks “what’s in the box?”

“A ferret” the man replies

“Sorry sir but you need to leave, he could get out and bite one of my customers!”

“No, no he’ll be fine, he’s very well ...

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God woke up with a hangover.

He held His temples as one of His angels knocked gently on the door. He grumbled them inward.

"Sorry to disturb You, Sir," the angel said hesitantly. "But I wanted to congratulate you on yesterday's creations. For the most part, they were spectacular!"

"Wha...?" God mumbled blearily....

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If a female ferret doesn't have sex for a year, she will die. By that logic then, if my wife was a ferret...

She'd be a lot sexier.

Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan

ASPCA: We don't believe you

Me: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret

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Amazing ferret

A man walks into a bar, takes a seat next to a man holding a ferret, stroking it quite lovingly.
After a few drinks the man asks, "hey man, what's going on with you and that thing?" The patron looks up and says, " oh this "thing" is my wonderful friend and she happens to give the BEST head in the...

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A man's best friend

A man decides to get a mascot and heads to the pet store. He began to walk up and down the aisles looking at the different animals available but found fault with each. Dogs needed to be walked constantly. Cats are loners. Ferrets smell. Fish are boring. Snakes are, well, snakes. After roaming around...

What's brown and sounds like a parrot?

A ferret.

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