Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys.

It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys

Looks like Jane Goodall has blocked my number.

I guess she didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.

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A monkey asked another monkey how does he have sex.

"With macaque"

What did the Bostonian zookeeper say when the monkey hit him in the junk?

Macaque!

What's your moms favorite monkey?

Macaque.

So a man gets back from a holiday.

and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of crabs. His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the ...

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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