I’ve been researching primates, specifically rhesus macaques, and learned that they aren’t “born”; they’re assembled from scratch.
They start off as rhesus pieces.
What did the Bostonian zookeeper say when the monkey hit him in the junk?
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A monkey asked another monkey how does he have sex.
Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys.
It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys
What's your moms favorite monkey?
So a man gets back from a holiday.
and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of crabs. His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture. The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the ...
What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends?
I'm thrilled with macaque
What do your mom and monkeys have in common?