Macaque Jokes - 10 Hilarious Macaque Jokes

What kind of monkey only stands 7 inches tall?

Macaque.

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Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys.

It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys

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An Italian couple were getting busy on their wedding night.

But when the husband took off his pants, the wife received quite a shock. Where his business should have been was a small monkey.

"My God!" she exclaimed. "It's a monkey!"

"No," responded the husband. "It's-a macaque."

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On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him...

"Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"

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Jane Goodall has blocked my number!

Didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.

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A monkey asked another monkey how does he have sex.

"With macaque"

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What did the monkey say when he was kicked between the legs?

Oh macaque!

What's your moms favorite monkey?

Macaque.

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So a man gets back from a holiday.

and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of crabs. His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the ...

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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