Jane Goodall has blocked my number!

Didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.

Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys.

It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys

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A monkey asked another monkey how does he have sex.

"With macaque"

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What did the monkey say when he was kicked between the legs?

Oh macaque!

They discovered a new monkey living on the outskirts of a red light district in Thailand.

It's called the Yuusuk Macaque.

So a man gets back from a holiday.

and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of crabs. His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the ...

What's your moms favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends?

I'm thrilled with macaque

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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