On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him...

"Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"

Scientists in China have successfully cloned two macaque monkeys.

It's quite impossible to tell them apart, said one of the monkeys

Looks like Jane Goodall has blocked my number.

I guess she didn't appreciate me sending her photos of macaque.

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A monkey asked another monkey how does he have sex.

"With macaque"

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What did the monkey say when he was kicked between the legs?

Oh macaque!

What's your moms favorite monkey?

Macaque.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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