Pyongyang Jokes - 7 Hilarious Pyongyang Jokes

Did you hear about the accountant from Pyongyang who moved to Seoul to be a carpenter?

He fancied a Korea change

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There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...

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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.

To desire more is greed.

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Why are the gardens of Pyongyang so immaculate?

Because they have a supreme weeder.

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What kind of food should you order while in r/Pyongyang?

The banh mi

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What sound does the slingshot North Korean nuke make when it's launced?

Pyongyang

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Western tourist in North Korea

So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument. ...

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The Glorious Leader visits a pig farm

Kim Jong-Un visits a pig farm and has the obligatory propaganda photo taken.

Later, three editors for the Pyongyang Times are facing the task of finding an appropriate caption.
#1: "How about 'The Glorious Leader among pigs'?"
#2: "Are you mad? That could cost us our heads!"
#3: "How...

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