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[NSFW] WARNING to all men in Northwest England.

There is a scam going on in supermarket car parks all around the North West. The victim will usually be a male on his own and will usually be distracted by navigating the car park with shopping.

He will usually be approached by an attractive female in her early 20s as he enters his car. She ...

What do you call an uncredited writer in urban northwest Pennsylvania?

An Erie ghost writer.

Did you hear about the shepherd that retired to the Pacific Northwest?

He was sheepless in Seattle.

Canada was like, "This is all part of the Northwest Territories,"

but the Inuit were having Nunavut.

The Washington Redskins announced their new name!

The Pacific Northwest Redskins

Canadian joke eh!

Why did the Northwest Territories split?

They were halving Nunavut.

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Mechanic

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal*Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping ...

People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, stupid

But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.

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A British Officer at a Frontier Post

In 1869, a young British officer, prim and proper, arrives at his new garrison post in the northwest frontier of British India. His commander gives him a tour of the somewhat dilapidated fort, and of its surrounding local villages.
"You see", says the commanding officer, "it's mostly camels ...

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Coffee and a Blowjob.

A friend of a guy in the Nutrition School at Tufts was one of the lucky passengers on board a Northwest Airlines flight to Boston during our recent hurricane “Bob”. The captain did his best to skirt the edge of the storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same – rough enough that the flight at...

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British Redneck Joke

Bubba Windsor and Earl Spencer had just finished a leisurely tour of The Fitzwilliam Museum at Grove Lane and a gourmet repast at Loch Fyne Restaurant Ltd. on Trumpington St. On this fine afternoon they were proceeding northwest toward King's Parade and their destination, St Catherine's College of C...

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A guy gets a new job

as a lumberjack deep in the Pacific Northwest. He's been on the job for a while and is starting to feel lonely so he asks the Foreman "Hey, what do guys do up here for ya know, a good time?" The Foreman tells him there is a barrel with a knothole in it behind the tool shed on top of the hill that so...

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