An Iranian friend asked me to talk to him about a Southern Arabian state
He even went on to say he would pay for my time!
"Are you serious, is this offer legit?", I asked.
"Yemen - for Rial", he replied.
What did the Middle East say when they saw Yemen having another civil war?
Oman, here we go again...
More than half of $2.6bn (£1.9bn) in donations made at a special one-day conference to ease the humanitarian crisis in Yemen were pledged by countries that are either fighting in the civil war or selling arms to those undertaking the fighting.
When life gives you Yemen, you give Yemen aid.
If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...
... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.
I recorded 2 countries having a conversation. Here it is
Oman and Yemen should switch names
because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"
but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."
The crown prince of Saudi Arabia is talking with his counselors.
One of them asks, "What are your current plans?" The prince says, "I'm going to starve to death a few hundred thousand people in Yemen and dismember one journalist." The counselor asks, "Why the journalist?" "See, no one cares about the people in Yemen."
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain - Lebanon - Qatar - United Arab Emirates - Egypt - Syria - Jordan - Iran - Iraq - Saudi Arabia - Algeria - Morocco - Yemen - Oman - Kuwait
A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says:
What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?
What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?
So the Jamaican said to the Arab..
"Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?" The Arab replied "Yemen!'
My friend asked me if I wanted to go to another country with him...
I said "Yemen, sounds good"
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Food and Country
Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour. I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...