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Music School Jokes

A thief was expelled from music school.

It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes.

What did Slim Shady ask the class on his first day of teaching at music school?

"Hi kids, do you like violins?"

Guitar Horse

A horse and his mother are in the barn watching TV when an ad comes on. It's for a music school that can teach anyone to play any insturment, guaranteed. The horse has always wanted to be play the guitar, so he calls them up.

"Hey, I want to learn to play the guitar," he says, "Can you teach ...

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