This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Penis modification technique

A couple was watching a documentary about an African tribe. They learned that when each male member of this tribe reaches a certain age , he has a string with a weight attached to it, tied around his penis. After a while, the weight stretches the penis until it’s 20 inches long.

Later that ev...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My mother taught me...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm go...

Breaking news: Conspiracy against trump confirmed.

In a recent study of ballots it has become apparent that there was in fact a Conspiracy during the election.

Turns out it was way worse than the Republicans first thought though, it is now believed that a massive conspiracy involving some 81 million American adults conspired together against ...

I asked the barber to shave me and make my beard look nice and clean.

He completed. But I was not satisfied.






So I said, "Can you do a little more better?"






"Alright, sir, I'll do some modifications"





I was still not satisfied.






"Could you please do some more modificati...

A young man named Theseus moves to a lakeside fishing village looking for work

When he arrives, he finds one of the residents, Justin, is interested in going out and seeing the world, and wants to sell his fishing boat to fund that trip. Thinking that it might be a good way to make a living, Theseus buys the boat and spends the next few years learning the trade, establishing a...

Today I turned in my rough draft of a paper on Darwin’s theory.

The teacher said it would be decent with modification.

Two tomatoes walked over a road.

Gene modification have gone way too far.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Where’s The Cheese

Paddy goes to the patent office, having invented a new mouse trap. It consists of a ramp with a razor blade at the top, set at right angles. Below the drop is a piece of cheese.

Patent officer: “How does it work then?”

Paddy: “Quite straightforward. The mouse walks up the ramp. When he...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three guys find a magic mirror.

When suddenly a ghostly figure appears and says ask for any body modification and I shall make it happen.

The first man asks for a 10 inch penis and like magic it happend.

The second man thinks this is a good idea and asks for a 15 inch penis and long behold it happend.

The thi...

A handy man in the closet

My grandma just sent me this joke in the form of a video and I wanted to share it with you guys.

A couple lives nearby some train tracks and it makes a thundering noise when it passes. The lady and her husband learned to sleep with ear covers and all that and made the best of the situation s...

Project: Reimagined

There once was a secret government program that tried to create perfect soldiers through genetic modification, cloning, and strenuous conditioning.
What they wanted to achieve was the normal super soldier run down:
- Super strong
- Super fast
- Super smart
- Super obedient
They s...

Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field...

She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.