A luxury cruise ship offered a cruise for young singles only. But halfway through the voyage, the ship crashed. The Captain had been having a affair and didn't see the giant rock formation. The cruise ship went down in record time (as did the Captain). Most people on board were too drunk to act fast...
All the distilleries reworking to make hand sanitizer is crazy awesome
The stuff I’ve just bought to clean my hands in the car smells like Vodka, but it tastes just like Rum!
BuzzFeed vs. Reddit war (reworked joke for the situation)
BuzzFeed and Reddit were at war.
BuzzFeed was on one side of a hill and Reddit was on the other side.
Reddit yells: I only have 1 meme over here but i bet it can beat your best 100 memes.
BuzzFeed send their best 100 memes. After some time Reddit yells back: Send your best 1000...