This guy Joe goes to pick up his fiancé for a date in a brand new Porsche.
His fiancé is confused because Joe isn’t exactly a wealthy guy.
She says, “Where did you get this Porsche?“
Joe says, “It was in my garage.“
She says, “What was it doing in your garage?“
Joe says, “Well, I guess God put it there.”
She says, “That’s ridiculous!...
All the distilleries reworking to make hand sanitizer is crazy awesome
The stuff I’ve just bought to clean my hands in the car smells like Vodka, but it tastes just like Rum!
I dreamed this joke
Seems quite strange, but in my dream I came up with this joke, and upon waking it actually makes sense as a joke to my great surprise. Usually when you have flashes of inspiration in a dream you wake up and realise it made absolutely zero sense.
Here's the joke.
Two horses were best ...
BuzzFeed vs. Reddit war (reworked joke for the situation)
BuzzFeed and Reddit were at war.
BuzzFeed was on one side of a hill and Reddit was on the other side.
Reddit yells: I only have 1 meme over here but i bet it can beat your best 100 memes.
BuzzFeed send their best 100 memes. After some time Reddit yells back: Send your best 1000...
A wealthy Saudi man comes home one day and finds his two wives fighting about which one he loves more.
As he tries to reassure both of them that he cares for them equally, one asks “if we were all out on your yacht and it started sinking, and you could only save one of us, which would you save?”
The man ponders for a moment, turns to the other wife, takes her hands in his, and says “my dearest...
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Singles on a deserted island
A luxury cruise ship offered a cruise for young singles only. But halfway through the voyage, the ship crashed. The Captain had been having a affair and didn't see the giant rock formation. The cruise ship went down in record time (as did the Captain). Most people on board were too drunk to act fast...