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Miranda Rights Jokes

My girlfriend is like the Miranda Rights.

Anything I say can and will be used against me.

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New Miranda rights

A very attractive and well built young female cop pulled over a man on a suspected DUI.
After some initial questions she decided to arrest him and made him get out of the car.
"Sir you have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be held against you...."
She never got to finish...

While humans get their Miranda rights, what does a Zombie get when they are arrested?

They get habeas corpus.

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