Verb Jokes

Definitive

"Hump" is a noun meaning "something on the back of a camel"... unless that thing is another camel, in which case, it's a verb.

You're welcome.

They end with ED.

That’s a verb not an adjective btw.

That's where the action' s at

Because they're followed by the subject.

-- Hey, babe, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?

-- I decline

Verb

Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

That is, if you want to use damn well

They sit. They converse. They depart.

They have a disagreement.
They walks out.

Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer

The teacher asked the class to stand one by one and compose a simple sentence using appropriate be verbs.

"She is beautiful", said Kate.

"My dogs are fat", shouted Mark.

"I is...", stuttered Joe when the teacher interrupted.

"You always say 'I am'. Never say 'I is'", ... read more

for example "a brush is used to brush some one". My teacher gazed around the class, asking us for another example.

In retrospect, I don't think she liked the word "fist".

He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline.

Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period.

so they get bored with all the commercials and suddenly one of the two notices a bald guy in the middle of the front row. So he tells his friend '' 5 bucks if i go smash his head ? ''. The other guy curious about the outcome likes the idea so he agrees. The man stands up goes down the stairs smashes... read more

The verb "to trump" means to be better than
And the noun "trump" means an awful president

The verb, not the adjective.

He conjugated where he should have declined.

>!Latin verbs have conjugations and latin nouns have declinsions.!<

Oh and “blind” was a verb

Whitmer replies, "Do you mean the adjective or the verb?"

After a small pause, the messenger just cautiously says, "Yes..."

“Fractions speak louder than verbs.”

Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run

The dictionary has verbs, but the Bible has PROverbs!

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke... read more

He arrives 15 minutes late and enters to see each seat filled, with the exception of his own, and Cicero standing in the middle of the room giving a speech.

He manages to stealthily make his way to his seat without causing too much of a commotion and leans over to the senator next to him, ask... read more

is the one people use incorrectly as past tense form of the verb to drag.

...but fruit flies like a banana.

Probably, a lot of you already know this one. But I posted it from a -- *ahem* -- 'philosophical' consideration (not a really good idea for a joke subreddit).

But I think about this joke from time to time. Not only is it a complex double pun -- flie... read more