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Minced Jokes

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders minced pork shoulder and ham, pressed it into a block and served in a can.

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I bought minced meat but forgot to pay the butcher

He now has a beef with me

Rest in peace, garlic.

You will be minced.

Red sky at night; shepherds delight, red sky in morning; shepherds warning

Minced lamb, potato, onion and carrot; shepherd's pie.
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