A chef asks an employee to grab him some cilantro

He quickly grabs the herb and returns to his boss. When he returns the chef is busy doing something and can’t take the cilantro right away.

“Give me a second,” he says

“Take your time,” the employee responds patiently.

The chef snaps back “I told you to give me a second! Also ...

Dad, why did you name me Cilantro?

Because sweetheart, it's the only way I could ever know what it felt like to love Cilantro.

I hate soap

It tastes like cilantro.

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