In reminiscence of the Tiananmen Square protests, China is introducing a new memorial day:
A little boy was walking past a D-Day memorial along the beach
As he passed by, he could see an old man shaking his head and letting out a long sigh. Curious as to what his story was, the little boy walked up to the man and said "Hey mister, why do you look so sad?"
The man looked at the child and said "More than 70 years ago, my friends fought on this b...
A man has died, and his friends and family are gathered together in a small church for his memorial service...
As the service nears its conclusion, a man rises up from his seat on a pew in the very back row and begins to shuffle towards the pulpit, where the preacher is concluding his remarks and the widow of the deceased stands by weeping.
The man makes his way up to the very front of the congregatio...
What's the best part about having Memorial Day off?
3 straight days without a school shooting.
How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain?
Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.
Everyone is on Trump for avoiding the WWI Memorial because of rain, but it was really Melania who didn’t want to go.
She doesn’t remember what it’s like to be wet.
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Ted Cruz left the Navy 9/11 memorial service early...
He only had time to meet a handful of semen.
At work they gave us cookies to remember the Apollo 11 launch.
I can't wait for the Apollo 1 memorial BBQ!
I worked in one of those creepy ice cream vans over Memorial Day weekend, and I must say, they really do work. I raked in the Benjamins.
Also got a couple Jacobs and Timothys as well.