Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral.
As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”
“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper....
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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked...
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have tha...
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A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy
As she walks in, she goes right up to the pharmacist, looks him straight into his eyes and said;
"I would like to buy some cyanide,"
The pharmacist asked her:
"why in the world do you need cyanide?"
She said:
"I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmaci...
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Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...
and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
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I wished everyone a Happy Memorial Day..
None of them responded
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Memorial service
I was at my friends memorial service and after a few wonderful eulogies the minister asked would anybody else like to say something.
I was itching to say something so I rose and asked whats the wi-fi password at this place.
The shocked minister replied - Sir! Have you no shame?
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The new backyard grill I got for Memorial Day weekend is actually assembled in America...
The box of components are imported, but I had to put it together myself in my garage.
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Ted Cruz left the Navy 9/11 memorial service early...
He only had time to meet a handful of semen.
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Any tips / ideas on what to do for memorial day?
I forgot what to do
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How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain?
Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.
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