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Maxwell Jokes

For Americans - let me break down today's Glenn Maxwell cricket innings from Australia

Australia is a country and a continent.

Just been listening to Ghislaine Maxwell's favourite band.

Scouting For Girls.

Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself

Sorry, just practicing

What do 2021 and Ghislaine Maxwell have in common?

Neither will see next week.

Why did Maxwell starts making parachutes?

Because they are good to the last drop.

Who is Ghlislane Maxwells favorite American Football player?

Chase Young

So sad to hear about Ghislaine Maxwell's tragic suicide ...

Oh wait, that's tomorrow, right?

True love is finishing each other’s sentences

Ghislaine Maxwell must’ve really loved Jeffrey Epstein

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A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their sex life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.

Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.

A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happ...

BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.

In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer’s, and all prison guards at Maxwell’s detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...

Well, might as well get this out of the way...

Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself.

British woman in New York pummels a teenager into submission and is congratulated by Royalty

But enough about Ghislaine Maxwell, let us celebrate Emma Raducanu's achievments instead.

How A/C was invented

The four Goldberg brothers - Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell - invent vehicle air conditioning. But they have a hard time marketing it.

Well, on one 97-degree Detroit summer day, the four brothers walk into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talk his secretary into telling him that four...

A Programmer's Story

As an undergraduate, I was a Double E major. I studied physics, quantum mechanics, and Maxwell’s equations! I designed circuits! Hah! But does anyone call me Pierre the Electrical Engineer? NO!

As a master’s student, I studied mathematics. I learned and proved many beautiful theorems! I broke...

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A helicopter crashes on a graveyeard. So far the police has found over 300 dead bodies.

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P.S. This joke was honestly stolen from MaxwellSalmon's Bad Jokes bot

P.P.S. Am I the only one who can not understand why it's bad? It's more funnier than most of t...

A husband and wife attended a county fair where a man in an old biplane was giving rides for $50.

The couple wanted to ride, but they thought the pilot's price was too high. They tried negotiating to get him to lower the price, offering $50 for them both, but he wouldn't budge. Finally, the pilot made them an offer.

"You pay me the whole $100, and I'll take you up," he said. "And if you d...

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British Redneck Joke

Bubba Windsor and Earl Spencer had just finished a leisurely tour of The Fitzwilliam Museum at Grove Lane and a gourmet repast at Loch Fyne Restaurant Ltd. on Trumpington St. On this fine afternoon they were proceeding northwest toward King's Parade and their destination, St Catherine's College of C...

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