His first job is to clean out a tank of rare fish. However Raymond slips on a wet patch, smashes the fish tank and watches in horror as the fish flip-flop around on the floor. There are no other tanks nearby, so Raymond flings the dying fish into the lion enclosure, where a hungry lion soon snaps th...
Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?
His name was Tim
Do you want some Raymond?
Guy 1 - do you want some Raymond? Guy 2- do you mean ramen? Guy 1- no, Raymond! Everybody loves Raymond!
My friend drank a tin of wood varnish
In the beginning the death throes were terrible, but a lovely finish.
(This joke was invented and told to me by my uncle Raymond when I was a little kid)
Statistician and bomb.
Found this on Raymond Smullyan's book "To Mock a Mockingbird". Hope you might like it.
There is the story of a statistician who told a friend that he never took airplanes: "I have computed the probability that there will be a bomb on the plane," he explained, "and although this p...
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A Jew runs over to the hospital
He has heard that his friend Raymond is in there, but doesn't know why. As soon as he finds his room in the hopsital, he goes to the doctor and asks,