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Seymour Jokes

Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

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The inventor of the Hospital Gown

Did you know the inventor of the hospital gown was Seymour Butts?

Did you hear the one about Seymour?

He's got new glasses.

Who invented the miniskirt?

Seymour Hiney.

What's the best name for a pair of glasses?

Seymour

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An Old Jewish Joke

Saul was struggling to take his last breaths when he asked his former business partner and ex-friend Seymour to come to his bedside.

“Seymour,” said Saul barely able to breathe. “I’m dying. But before I go, there’s some things I have to get off my chest.”

“Please Saul,” said Seymour. ...

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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop.

Few moments later along came Old Seymour, stood near him and kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, "What's up old man! Never done something wild?"
To this Seymour replied, "Yeah,I fucked a chicken once and I'm wondering if you are my son."

My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second.

He was Suddenly Seymour.

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