Leslie Nielsen auditioned for a specific role in Harry Potter.
But the casting director, unsure who this old actor was, told him : — Shirley, you can't be Sirius.
Son: | was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school.
Me: What's that?
Son: A big building with lots of kids.
Freaking auto correct
I got the number of a local artist from one of her works, so I texted her this by accident...
"I want to buy your panties, Leslie."
How embarrassing! Her name is Leela.
Bob is retiring
After 40 years of balancing our company's chequebooks and working his way up the corporate ladder to CFO, it was finally time for Bob to retire. Everybody loved Bob, so we wanted to make his retirement party special.
Bob was a bit of a wine connoisseur, so we needed to find him a great bottle...
The keyboard player in our band committed suicide...
...after his Hammond c70, Moog 361 and Casio with a built in valve and leslie keyboards all broke down at once.
The coroner said he died of multiple organ failure
Stop me if you've heard this one...
A high school decides to put on a reunion for the class of '98. Turnout is slow at first, but eventually the well known former students start to show up. There's student body president Leslie Pindogs and her kids, star quarterback Robert Course and his wife Molly, valedictorian Sandra Kevver and her...
Student and Teacher conversations
Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ". John: I is... Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am." John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong John: Mayb...