Max Clifford, Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar in hell
“Oh no” says the barman. “Not Yewtree again”
The FBI never fails...
The phone rings at the FBI headquarters:
\- “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”
\- “Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house.
They search the shed where t...
How do you shoot a unique deer?
You-neak up on it and shoot it.
Credit: Grandpa Clifford
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Topical Jokes (5/16)
Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin!
Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North K...
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