So I see now the papers are having a go at the guy who marketed Jenga. Typical of the media.

They build them up and then they knock them down.

A restaurant test-marketed its new breakfast sandwiches. They sold lots of Baconsters and Porksters,

but almost nobody ordered the Hamster.

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[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women?

I'm calling it "Toys for Thots."

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Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

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Word of advice: dont bother buying toilet paper marketed under the name of Chuck Norris...

It's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone.

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