used to work at a keyboard factory, and my sector was responsible for the making of the Key D; my job was to test whether the D key worked or not, so everyday I would sit and press the D key on different keyboards for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Eventually I had had enough and had to leave, the jo...
Renewing public sector is like moving a graveyard.
You won't get much help from those already there.
I'm considering a career in organized crime.
Which is best : Government or Private Sector ?
A boy says to his dad 'I'm considering a career in organised crime'
His dad responds with 'Government or private sector?'
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A teenager was standing in front of a recruiter, about to sign his life away to the Marines.
The recruiter promised him adventure and action, and the teenager was buying it all up. He finished his training (Semper Fi!) and was immediately given his first posting: he was going to Afghanistan. Being an FNG, the Devil Dog worked long and worked hard, but by the end of his tour, he felt he had ...
Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
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I like my relationships like I like my source: Open. I like my coffee like I like my war: Cold. I like my boys like I like my sectors: Bad.
Here we are, once again. It's time for some laugh-words.
First up, we've got some big movie news. "Transformers 4" is now updating its cast. To appeal more to the US box office, the evil Decepticons will be played by menacing vending machines that won't let go of your Doritos.