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My dad always carried around with him a piece of paper which listed all his mistakes.

He called it my birth certificate.

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A man rushes into the emergency room with 10 plastic horses up his rectum.

His condition is now listed as stable.

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We have just admitted a 43 year old man who came in with 9 plastic horses shoved up his rectum

We've listed his condition as 'stable'

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