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I made a sex playlist for me and my girlfriend

Her complaint was that it was only 30 seconds long.

I made a playlist for hiking.

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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My new girlfriend asked me if my sex playlist was just Wonderwall on repeat

I said maybe

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What do you call a person with a Sex Playlist?

Optimistic.

This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

Covid19 inappropriate playlist thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it not been done yet. I'll start....

REM It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

Thanks Spotify for all the study playlists

They were instrumental in my success

Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist.

Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.

I want to make a music playlist titled: "Sausages"

Cause every song on it is a banger

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My husband surprised me last night with a sexy time playlist

Needless to say, there was only one song.

LPT: If you are sick of hearing duplicate tracks on Spotify's stand-up comedy playlists,

Just delete all of the Amy Schumer material, and it should flow a lot smoother.

George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks.

Clooney Tunes

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I was a big metal fan back in high school.

Back in high school I was a big metal fan.

At the beginning of the summer holidays I was at this awesome house party.

It was just high school kids in the house so we were able to turn the volume way up and had a pretty awesome playlist: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Mai...

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I'm concerned because I swallowed an Airpod.

On the bright side, my playlists are the shit!

Wait for few months till we reach 2020

Then we can hear '10's playlist' on Spotify

I don't think my wife will ever talk to me again.

Look, I have a great nostalgia for the 90s. I listen to the music all the time. And my favorite band of all time is Barenaked Ladies.

So, of course, that's what has been on my playlist on repeat. I can't help it, the songs are so catchy! I think though that she's had enough.

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