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Playlist Jokes

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I made a sex playlist for me and my girlfriend

Her complaint was that it was only 30 seconds long.

I made a playlist for hiking!

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my....Trail Mix.

My son has been diagnosed with eczema, so I've made him a playlist to cheer him up.

Hopefully he likes Simply Red.

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My new girlfriend asked me if my sex playlist was just Wonderwall on repeat

I said maybe

Thanks Spotify for all the study playlists

They were instrumental in my success

Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist.

Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.

Covid19 inappropriate playlist thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it not been done yet. I'll start....

REM It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

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My husband surprised me last night with a sexy time playlist

Needless to say, there was only one song.

Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba?

They think it is an imperfect ending.

LPT: If you are sick of hearing duplicate tracks on Spotify's stand-up comedy playlists,

Just delete all of the Amy Schumer material, and it should flow a lot smoother.

George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks.

Clooney Tunes

Wife convinces husband to make a play list for when they're in the bedroom.

Wife: OK what's the first song you want?

Husband: Spiderbait - Black Betty.

Wife: I don't know that one. I look forward to hearing it. What's your next song?

Husband: The playlist doesn't have to be that long.

A woman goes to the mechanic complaning of a terrible noise in her car

The mechanic looks, thinks for a second, and asks her:

"Have you tried turning your Taylor Swift playlist off?"

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I was a big metal fan back in high school.

Back in high school I was a big metal fan.

At the beginning of the summer holidays I was at this awesome house party.

It was just high school kids in the house so we were able to turn the volume way up and had a pretty awesome playlist: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Mai...

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I'm concerned because I swallowed an Airpod.

On the bright side, my playlists are the shit!

Wait for few months till we reach 2020

Then we can hear '10's playlist' on Spotify

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