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Compilation Jokes

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I made a compilation of my favorite 10 jokes from this sub. The first 9 are great but #10 is fucking gold.

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10. Fucking Gold.

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Just a compilation of 10 corny jokes that still make me chuckle.

1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!

2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot

3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like w...

What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes?

Please welcome Amy Schumer.

I heard there’s gonna be a new compilation CD celebrating Bill Withers’ career

It’s going to be titled No Longer Withers

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Lightbulb joke compilation

The r/lightbulbjoke subreddit is garbage and I like lightbulb jokes. Please help me build my lightbulb joke collection. (Formatting is not being nice.)


What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

How many hipsters does it take to...

I clicked on an NFL greatest hits compilation

Unfortunately it was mostly just security camera footage of their girlfriends

My compilation of "Knock, knock" jokes.

*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Knock, knock.*

Knock, knock who?

*I am knocking.*

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*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Doctor.*

Doctor who?

*Correct.*

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*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Woo.*

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Chuck Norris Compilation

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because n...

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

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Confussedcius Say Compilation

Confussedcius Say man who make mistake in elevator is wrong on many levels

Confussedcius Say man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time

build man a fire warm for rest of his day, set man on fire is warm for rest of his life

Confussedcius Say man is like spider, bound...

A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"To."

"To who?"

"To whom*."
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What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory?

Give him two test tickles!
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Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors

It's fucking *indents*

10 most funniest jokes ever.

So far have we gone, stressing up ourselves today. Let me remind you something, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. What this popular saying meant is that we shouldn't spend all our time on work. At least, making out 20 percent of your total time should be enough fun.

Today, I have m...

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United Airlines one-liners

Hilarious Compilation of Twitterati responses on the United Airlines Fiasco #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"United Airlines: Not enough seating, prepare for a beating."

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"

"You can't beat our prices! But we can sure beat our passengers!"...

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