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I made a compilation of my favorite 10 jokes from this sub. The first 9 are great but #10 is fucking gold.

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10. Fucking Gold.

A joke I read in a compilation

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To impress his date, a young man took her to a very fancy Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.

β€œWe’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said.

β€œSorry, sir,” said the waiter. β€œThat’s the owner!!”.

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Lightbulb joke compilation

The r/lightbulbjoke subreddit is garbage and I like lightbulb jokes. Please help me build my lightbulb joke collection. (Formatting is not being nice.)


What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

How many hipsters does it take to...

What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes?

Please welcome Amy Schumer.

Chuck Norris Compilation

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because n...

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Just a compilation of 10 corny jokes that still make me chuckle.

1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!

2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot

3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like w...

My compilation of "Knock, knock" jokes.

*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Knock, knock.*

Knock, knock who?

*I am knocking.*

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*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Doctor.*

Doctor who?

*Correct.*

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*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Woo.*

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Confussedcius Say Compilation

Confussedcius Say man who make mistake in elevator is wrong on many levels

Confussedcius Say man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time

build man a fire warm for rest of his day, set man on fire is warm for rest of his life

Confussedcius Say man is like spider, bound...

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"To."

"To who?"

"To whom*."
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What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory?

Give him two test tickles!
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Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors

It's fucking *indents*

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United Airlines one-liners

Hilarious Compilation of Twitterati responses on the United Airlines Fiasco #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"United Airlines: Not enough seating, prepare for a beating."

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"

"You can't beat our prices! But we can sure beat our passengers!"...

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