Likes Jokes - 25 Hilarious Likes Jokes

If a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she either really likes you, or you've been completely friendzoned

Or she hasn't seen you in the tree with your binoculars yet.

I don’t think my girlfriend likes my schizophrenia meds

Because every time I take them she goes away

A man who likes a drink...

A man who liked a drink was warned by his long-suffering wife that if he comes home drunk one more time she will leave him.

The next evening he is out with his colleagues after work, drinks way too much and is sick all down his jacket.

He explains that his wife is likely to leave him w...

My girlfriend likes to roleplay

For the past three years she's been playing my ex-girl.

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My girlfriend is from India. She likes to tease me by sending a pic of herself clothed, and then one of her .

She calls it sari, not sari.

How do you know that a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page

No pun in ten did

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My Wife Likes to Talk After

But I wish she’d stop calling from hotel rooms.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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We have a friend who likes to have with inanimate objects, but we haven’t seen him for a long time.

He always has stuff to do.

What do you call someone who really likes Tylenol?

An acetaminofan.

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot...

but honestly... I'm not a fan.

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My grandpa told me he likes his men like he likes his coffee

With milk and not in his

How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead?

From the antler marks in his thighs.

What president likes to clean heavy objects?

George Washington

What do you call an economist that likes to eat?

An economnomnomist

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What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have with strangers?

An oxymormon.

Rufus likes sticks

I was in the park the other day with my dog Rufus, trowing sticks and what not.
He was just as happy as a dog can be so I asked him.

"Rufus! What is it you like so much about sticks?"

He turned around a looked at me straight in the eye like he could not understand th...

A boy wants to ask a girl to prom, and he really likes her so he goes all out...

He goes to the florist to buy some flowers, but the line is out the door. He thinks, "that's okay, she's worth it," and waits an hour in the flower line.

Next he goes to the candy store to get some really nice chocolates and again, the line is absurdly long. Again he thinks, "that's okay, I'...

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What do you call a Japanese chicken that likes ?

Hen-tie

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My wife likes to talk on the phone during ...

... last night she called me from Chicago!

My grandma likes to prank us by pretending to choke on her food

It’s an old gag

What kind of paper likes listening to music?

Rapping paper

What do you call pasta that likes to be spanked?

>!Fetish-ccine!<

I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl…

He sure wags his tail a lot…

What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south?

a bi-polar bear.

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