What do you call someone who likes to crack their knuckles a lot?
A crack addict
What do you call someone who likes both Shrek and Fiona?
Bishreksual
(Courtesy of my 13yo son)
What do you call someone who likes to take tiny bites of human flesh?
A Can-nibble
What do you call someone who likes making friends and is always down for some social interaction?
A Socialist.
what do you call someone who likes their meat well done?
A misteak.
What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?
A cross-dresser.
What do you call someone who likes to tell Dad jokes, but doesn’t actually have children of his own?
A faux pa.
The key to a successful relationship
Find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Someone who likes awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Bob always wears the same pants
He wears them to work, he wears them at home, and he wears them outside.
I, being someone who likes to mix things up, try to discourage him from this.
The same beige pants every day. Really starts to put a strain on your eyes.
So I asked him why he wears them, and he responds th...
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