"So kind of you to cruise by, Superman. How are the kryptonite shackles treating you?"
"You won't get away with this! Who are you anyway? I've never fought you."
"Oh, that's because I'm not a villain. And I intend to keep it that way, which brings me to the nature of today's exercise...
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A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar.
"I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.
My ancestors have all had a genetic propensity for diarrhoea.
Runs in the family.
The Story of Jack the Sugar Cane farmer
There once was a peaceful agrarian village at the edge of an enchanted forest. The village lived mostly self-sufficiently with farmers specializing in crops and trading with other farmers for goods and services. Jack, a humble sugar cane farmer, lived in this village when something horrible happened...